Conversations with David: Sailor Moon
Rob: Did you ever happen to watch Sailor Moon?

David: Yeah, I used to watch it quite a bit.

Rob:Do you remember Zoicite?

David: Yup.

Rob: I love Zoicite. Whenever I'm in casual conversation with my friend, Stephen, and I need to one-up him, I put my fingers in a triangle and go "zoi!", just like the character.

Davod: Tee hee hee.

Rob: Needless to say, it's one of my best weapons in my disposal. Even Heather understood, the cunning girl. Nobody fucks with Tuxedo Mask!

David: Damn straight! That dude is amazing. Always showing up at the right time. I wish I had his sense of timing.

Rob: Tuxedo Mask is *so* male. He appears to lend words of support, but yet he lets the women clean up the mess. And dude! His roses kicked ass!

David: Men don't give words of support. They give advice!

Rob: *ROSE FLASH!* "Use your tiara, Sailor Moon!" *ROSE FLASH* "Less teeth, Sailor Moon!"

David:I like the episode where they tried to figure out who sailor moon was by giving a scholarship to the finishing school to the girl who could throw a frisbee best. Classic!

Rob: Luna sure put up with a lot of Serena's shit, eh?

David: Hells yeah, she did.

Rob: Which sailor scout was your favorite?

David: Mars. Mmmm...

Rob: Mars would be the blue haired one, eh? Man, I'd definately go for Jupiter.

Rob: No, tha'ts Mercury. Who was not without her charm. I always imagined that during sex, she would clinicially analyze.Mars had the black hair.

Rob:I don't know.. Mars seemed to bitchy for my tastes.

David: Yeah, but she was one bitch I'd love to tame.

Rob: I thought that Jupiter's voice was incredibly sexy. Plus she has the tomboy thing going for her.

David: Yeah, but she was always mooning over her exes.Is it sad that I've imagined what each of the sailor scouts would be like in bed?

Rob: Hah hah hah. David, you are not alone.

David: Yeah, that's what scares me.

Rob:What about Serena? Who was that other blonde? I always saw her as what Serene should be. She had her shit together.

David: The other blonde was Venus. She would just be a smooth ride. Always pleasant, the whole way through .Serena? She'd be one to laugh during sex and have a big shit-eating grin on her face after she orgasmed.

Rob: Hopefully not a *literal* shit eating grin, you strange fuck. I hope to God that you haven't thought about Luna.

David: No, no. I'm pretty vanilla about my sexual tastes.